Pets in Mexico: How do you say “woof” in Spanish?

Okay so we haven't taken our dog into Mexico because, frankly, she's psychotic. (Oh, sorry, she has “socialization issues.”) She's a mid-sized mutt and enjoys nothing more than defending her territory while boasting how she has the upper hand in the human/canine relationship.

Dessy waits patiently for her owners to deliver another souvenir.

So while we're busy chasing sticks thrown into the Gulf of California surf, our hunk of shedding bark is lounging with her playmates at The Sabino Canyon Pet Resort. Some dogs have it better than others.

Most of the people I meet who bring their dogs to Mexico own a little forearm-sized ball of yapping fur. They can hold these creatures in one hand, and easily pack them -- out of harm's way -- in an RV or travel kennel.

Okay, so I'm not an expert on bringing your pets into Mexico. But I did do some sniffing around and ran across a Web site, Gringo Dog Travels, which lists some hotels that accept pets in Mexico. It was updated in July and could be handy information if you're planning on taking Fifi along for her much-deserved vacation. You should probably verify that the hotel still accepts pets before you go.

What about crossing the border, you say? According to the U.S. Embassy in Mexico:

“You will need a certificate of health for the pet issued by a certified veterinarian issued within fifteen days of departure. You also need a valid certificate of vaccination showing that your pet has had all its vaccinations within fifteen days of departure.

It would be best to call Mexican government offices directly for complete information. Contact the nearest Mexican Consulate in the United States, or the “Dirección General de Inspeccion Fitozoosanitaria” in Mexico City, Tel. 011-52-55-5571-3124 Fax 011-52-55-5784-3231.”

Bringing your pets back into the U.S. is another matter. The U.S. Customs Service has an online brochure which provides the details for bringing dogs, cats and other animals into the U.S. Take a look here:

Pets and Wildlife: Licensing and Health Requirements.

Well good luck and chow -- er, I mean "ciao" -- for now.